Australian Tim Patch is an artist who uses his pecker to paint. That's
right, this guy has traded his paintbrush in for a tool that he always
has on hand, and has affectionately named himself “Pricasso” (a title
that, surely, the talented and self-tortured cubist artist Picasso would
Pricasso uses his bum to paint in the backgrounds
since it would take too much time to use his other tool and it looks
better. Pricasso takes his work on the road and appears at various sex
trade shows, putting on live painting demonstrations for passersby. The
truly funny part is that his work isn't half bad, I mean, considering
what a limiting (and possibly limited?) tool he has to work with.
The video bellow is obviously NSFW:
2 - The painter who uses vomit
Vomit painter Millie Brown creates, what some people call, art, by
drinking colored milk and regurgitating it onto a white canvas or even
her own dress. She has mastered the art of regurgitation and uses her
talents to create actual art. Her work requires her to drink colored
milk and simply vomit on a white canvas, thus creating abstract
“paintings” worth thousands of dollars.
One of Brown's artworks,
Nexus Vomitus, created to an acoustic accompaniment by opera singers
Patricia Hammond and Zita Syme, sold for $2,400., which is just
Caution, watching the video below can be vomit inducing.
3 - The painter who paints with basketballs
Hong Yi painted a strikingly detailed portrait of Yao Ming, a basketball
player who recently retired from the Houston Rockets. She decided that a
basketball would be a more appropriate instrument than a brush.
4 - The painter who uses human blood
Vinicius Quesada is a talented street artist from Brazil who likes to
add a shock value to his artwork. His series entitled, Blood Piss Blues,
were created using exactly what it says – blood and urine. The
Brazilian street artist makes incredibly detailed psychedelic art of
violent geishas, smoking monkeys, and other apocalyptic images.
5 - The underwater painters
A group of artists in the Ukraine dive into the water of the Black Sea
to compose paintings. With scuba gear, they can stay underwater for up
to 40 minutes. During that time, they apply paint to canvases under
Painting under the sea is virtually the
same as drawing above it. But the divers' canvasses are covered with a
waterproof adhesive coating before they take the plunge.
6 -The painter who uses her breasts
American artist Kira Ayn Varszegi uses her 38DD breasts as brushes, to
create original paintings. Kira Ayn's technique may be original but it's
also rather simple – she just applies oil paint directly to her breasts
and presses them against the canvas. The process is repeated several
times, using various color combinations and transfer techniques, until
she is satisfied with her work. Kira claims the secret to her success
lies in the way she mixes colors in order to get a well-balanced
composition, but I'm thinking it might also have something to do with
The main purposes of her art are to provoke emotion,
make living spaces beautiful, and most importantly, put a smile on
people's faces. To reach these goals she has taught herself to use
different mediums, from common brushes, to toys, vegetables and various
body parts. You might think painting with her breasts is just silly, but
Kira Ayn Varszegi is an established artist who sells most of her works
on eBay, for a few hundred dollars, each. She claims she has sold
paintings all around the world, and that there's at least one of her
artworks on a wall in each US state.
7 - The painter who paints with his tongue
Struggling painters must suffer for their art, slumming it in filthy
digs and eating whatever's in the fridge, even if it's not food. But Ani
K licks those lightweights – he paints with his tongue and regularly,
if not surprisingly, deals with nausea, cramping and headaches.
he first started, he got severe head and body aches every time he tried
to use his tongue. He was sick because of the pungent fumes but has
grown immune to the effects, he claims. So far, the drawing teacher has
finished 20 watercolors including – rather appropriately – a 2.4m (8ft)
wide rendering of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper, featuring Jesus
and his disciples. It took him five months to finish it. 8 - The painter who uses dead ants
Artist Chris Trueman used an unusual medium to paint a piece he calls
"Self-Portrait With Gun." Trueman used dead ants—200,000, to be
specific—to paint a portrait of his little brother holding a rifle.
Chris Trueman's "Self-Portrait With Gun" was a labor of love because the
artist hated killing the ants needed to complete it. The end result was
worth the ant genocide, as the painting is fetching offers of $35,000. 9 - The painter who uses his eye
Take a look at this artist's strange method. Xiang Chen is from the
Hunan province of China. The painter and calligraphy artist attaches a
giant paintbrush as big as 4.4 pounds to his eye, by inserting the flat
metal end under his eye lids. He drags the brush with his eye to paint
calligraphy paintings. While the paintings aren't great, you still have
to admire this bizarre painting technique. Outside of just painting and writing, Chen can also hold a stick in his eye and play the piano.
10 -The painter who uses human ashes
Many artists take on commissions for a client's friends and family, but
few have used the remains of their loved ones as a material. Val
Thompson breaks the mold, mixing this unusual ingredient into her paint
"to build up a bit of texture on the canvas." Ms Thompson now makes
these unique paintings as a career after her brother suggested it.
Her first painting was for Anne Kearey who had recently lost her husband, John.