Thursday, December 6, 2012

Bargain Bin Black Metal Blasphemy

Will corpse paint ever be able to make a come back to it's heyday of infamy? Can a band truly be so evil, that mockery will only result in the melting of the ridiculer's eyes? There is hope for the individuals that follow a darkened path. Although, they may just have to find a new way to make corpse paint reside on hallowed ground once again, after this insane dust up from one creative bargain bin anthropologist.

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