Friday, September 7, 2012

Welcome To The Real Jungle, Bid On Axl Rose's Washing Machine?

Still on the fence about Axl Rose being a candidate for the next therapy session with Dr. Drew? Well, we found some proof that all things need to properly cleansed before they get close to him. Truth is stranger than fiction and damn if we aren't enjoying this living novel of prose.
Welcome to the laundromat, we've got washers 'n driers
We've got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can clean whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your laundry
In the laundromat, welcome to the laundromat
Watch us bring your laundry to your kn-kn-knees, knees
I wanna watch you fold

Wherever Axl Rose goes, his clothes are so fresh and clean.
Need a road case for your personal washer?
Tiny person hauler or tub washer?
Eureka! Now you can have clean clothes during your stage show
Road case for a white mailbox or is it a case of being scared of dirt?
"To make room for new stuff, Guns N Roses touring crew recently went through the band's warehouse and cleared out a bunch of gear, equipment and props the band no longer need. These items are being listed on eBay. By seller dvamp2u (the only legitimate seller of this gear).  A number of items such as amplifiers, keyboards, rack/outboard gear, guitar effects, pedal boards, staging, props, back drops and road cases will be listed over the next few weeks. Check the eBay page regularly for new listings. Unless specified, we cannot identify which (if any) tour these items are from, nor can we accommodate any requests to get items autographed or authenticated (please do not ask).  More information can be found in the descriptions of each item.

Everything will be sold at no reserve. We cannot accommodate any requests to have items autographed and no certificate of authenticity will be included.
You can verify the authenticity of this auction by going to the Guns N Roses web site and "