Still on the fence about Axl Rose being a candidate for the next therapy session with Dr. Drew? Well, we found some proof that all things need to properly cleansed before they get close to him. Truth is stranger than fiction and damn if we aren't enjoying this living novel of prose.
Welcome to the laundromat, we've got washers 'n driers
We've got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can clean whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your laundry
In the laundromat, welcome to the laundromat
Watch us bring your laundry to your kn-kn-knees, knees
I wanna watch you fold
Wherever Axl Rose goes, his clothes are so fresh and clean.
Need a road case for your personal washer?
Tiny person hauler or tub washer?
Eureka! Now you can have clean clothes during your stage show
Road case for a white mailbox or is it a case of being scared of dirt?
"To
make room for new stuff, Guns N Roses touring crew recently went
through the band's warehouse and cleared out a bunch of gear, equipment
and props the band no longer need. These items are being listed on eBay.
By seller dvamp2u (the only legitimate seller of this gear). A number
of items such as amplifiers, keyboards, rack/outboard gear,
guitar effects, pedal boards, staging, props, back drops and road
cases will be listed over the next few weeks. Check the eBay page
regularly for new listings. Unless specified, we cannot identify which
(if any) tour these items are from, nor can we accommodate any requests
to get items autographed or authenticated (please do not ask). More
information can be found in the descriptions of each item.
Everything will be sold at no reserve. We
cannot accommodate any requests to have items autographed and no
certificate of authenticity will be included.