Wednesday, June 15, 2011

New Falcon Black Vincent Motorcycle Photos and...Rusty Metric

Read below the write up from the Editor of a new project called "Rusty Metric". We think yall will be quite intrigued... Much more comin' at ya in the coming weeks.

"you read it right, mofos. i have an in-depth interview with ian and amaryllis from falcon motorcycles coming at you. i suggest you brush your face and wash your teeth afterward or call a porn producer.

you've read my interviews. they have nothing on this one. you all have questions. i asked them and have the answers. it took six months, motherfuckers. it was trust hard fought for and i'm excited to meet them in september. don't think it's a puff piece, either. that's why it took six months.

now, you might believe i am full of shit. i am 'cause i usually poop in the morning and it's past midnight, but that isn't the point. unless i squeeze just right. here is your proof:

what the hell is RUSTYMETRIC and who the fuck is lance dawes? and how come i haven't seen this picture somewhere else online by now?

lance is a kickass photographer. RUSTYMETRIC is the online magazine my partner rusty knuckles and i will be launching soon to freak you out. and you haven't seen that pic because lance is our man and falcon gave him entrance into their magical realm.

it's exclusive. motherfuckers.

the dns servers for RM will be working tomorrow. not now. now is me telling you my world domination scheme is one step closer to, um... WORLD DOMINATION.

in addition to the incredibly revealing interview with the folks at falcon, there are other columns filled with such things that you cannot imagine and all of it is coming in the first issue of RUSTYMETRIC. the best part is that we're doing it digital, not in print. finger that out and save a tree, your money, and take your laptop to the can more often.

the pix will be in color. that falcon black - jesus forgive my soul and let me live - is coming in color. in person, it is not something you can understand until you are there in the room, looking at it up close, touching the machine and it's infinite custom fabs on it saying "i haven't had that much to drink, come on!"

let me ride it!

now, pretend you are a man. look in the mirror, then look back at bikerMetric, then back in the mirror. bikerMetric is only a facade for an evil world domination scheme and it smells like a man on a motorcycle. diving into a pool. eating cheese from a pitchfork. fucking your woman because you're too busy looking at bikerMetric."
 - Trent Rekker